Tour de Corn

I'm sorry to leave you with nothing but a video today. Yesterday I mentioned that we were going to grout some of the tile we'd laid. My friend "Red Shoes" warned me that it would be WAY worse than laying the tile. She was right, a truer word was never spoken. It's HORRID.

I have developed an intimate relationship with this stinking floor over the last year, starting with scraping off all that nasty carpet glue - with a putty knife. I'm feeling quite the pioneer spirit but the grout is on my last nerve.

I was going to describe the process but I cant even stand to think about it. I sure hope the Farmer will be vertiginously happy with all the electronics that will be purchased with the money that would otherwise have paid for armies of tile installers. He's lucky I love him, that's all I'll say.

So, about the video. I know you haven't watched the corn grow in awhile, especially some people. This is a variation on the corn growing theme. I decided to drive down my favorite country road, the one that made my friend so very nervous when she was visiting from Oklahoma. It sounded like a good project, but the actual video leaves a lot to be desired.

First of all, if you are subject to motion sickness this will probably push you over the edge. Just look away and listen to the stupid commentary. Is there anyone who isn't totally freaked out by the sound of their voice? If I ever say "that's a lot of corn" on this blog again you can feel free to smack me.

So here's the corn, the road and more corn.